Thursday, January 13, 2011

OC test: Athn Tonn

Random story I thought up about my OC [Original Character = someone I made up] Athn Tonn [AY-thin TAWN]

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The owner of the bustling restaurant looked up as the newcomer entered. This new guy had something about him, some aura, seemingly of power. Shrugging, he went back to the plate he was washing.

This new figure was a human, slightly above average in height and with a wiry build. His skin had a reddish tint to it, and his shaggy black hair was kind longish, going almost to his shoulders. He wore a red-brown suit. Probably a good one at one point, but now it was covered in gashes and burn marks. He also wore a red-tinted monocle and a fedora.

The figure sat down and ordered a doughnut, which the owner promptly delivered to him. He took a bite, looking thoughtful. The owner, somewhat put off by the man's lack of conversation, went back to the dishes. He was almost certainly a native of this plane, but still. Something about him was....strange. Yes, strange was the perfect word for it. It was almost as if...

The owner's train of thought was derailed by a sudden commotion up front. Frowning, he went out. There were two soldiers, Jeelian by the looks of them, standing in the doorway. The lead one hefted his weapon: the sort of gun one would normally expect to see on a howitzer. "We're looking for an outlaw by the name of Athn Tonn."

The newcomer stood. "My name's Athn Tonn. Are you going to arrest me?" His tone took the owner by surprise. He might have been commenting on the weather. It had surprised the soldiers slightly as well, evident in the way they shifted uncomfortably on their feet. "Yes, as a matter of fact we are."

Tonn smiled, revealing sharpened teeth that gleamed in the light from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling. "Well, now, that won't do. If you please, I'll be going back to my doughnut." Now the owner noticed that he had a strange accent, rather like halfway between Russian and Irish.

The soldier pointed his weapon at Tonn. At this point, the owner spoke up. "Now, now, let's not have any fighting in here. Please, take it outside!" Tonn sighed, flipping a few coins onto the table and taking his doughnut with him. The soldiers followed suit.

Satisfied that the problem was no longer his, the owner turned back to go and finally finish those gods-darned dishes. However, he was interrupted for the third time by the noise of an explosion, followed by a second one. Spluttering impolite words, he raced back to the front, where the full-length windows provided an excellent view of what had just happened.

One of the soldiers had fired at Tonn, hitting him directly in the chest with a round that would have blown half the building off had he been inside. By all rights he should be dead. Yet he wasn't. A closer look revealed a shimmering shield of translucent red energy hovering in front of Tonn. He dismissed it with a wave. "Y'know, if you really want someone to cooperate, shooting at them isn't really your best course of action," Tonn said, raising a hand, palm outward to face the men. A wave of dark red flames spouted from his hand, engulfing one of the soldiers.

The soldier backed off, flaming and spewing obscenities. The other one raised his weapon and fired. Tonn gave a half-smile and vaulted over the projectile, snatching it out of the air and pitching it back at the unfortunate man. The explosion blew him apart, leaving a small crater in the parking lot. The other man, having dismissed the hellfire, threw a lightning bolt at Tonn, who grabbed it and hurled it skyward. He then made a sweeping gesture and several bolts of reddish energy flew out and connected with the man, converting him to a bloody, rust-like substance. That done, Tonn looked first at the crater and assorted body parts, then to the rusted skeletal corpse. Turning, he walked out of the parking lot, taking another bite from his doughnut.

Tomorrow: The Aftermath

In episode 2 of Tomorrow, we will explore the consequences of the Dragon War and see what happens next.

When we last left our alternate Earth, on November 18th of 2031, China had just surrendered to the Three Powers [Britain, Sweden, and India] and the Communists had fallen out of power, replaced by the Nationalist government from Taiwan. It left behind a number of states, including a war-torn Finland and Iran, a unified Korea, and the rest of the countries it had annexed. Further, the provinces of Tibet and Manchuria were given independence from Chinese rule.

Much of the world was in ruins, with the entire US still rebuilding from the devastating Chinese kinetic strike in 2027 and the Three Powers facing similar problems. China itself had been nearly annihilated by Swedish air strikes, and most of India had been flattened. Nearly half a billion people had been killed in the fighting.

One country presented a particularly large problem. Lee's genocidal rampage had completely annihilated the Russian people, leaving a massive expanse of land with no government, no people, nothing. Nationalist China would very much have liked to retain possession of Russia, but the Three Powers wouldn't hear of it. Their cities had been devastated by Chinese kinetic bombardment, and the resources of former Russia would very much help with recovery.

Unfortunately for them, the countries of Azerbaijan, Belarus, Ukraine, and Finland, along with the new nation of Prussia [formed from German colonists who had settled in what is now Latvia, Estonia, and parts of Lithuania after China annihilated them], were faced with no such internal problems, and their military forces had been built up considerably out of fear of Chinese troops. These nations quickly established claims to large swathes of Russian land, ending any question of British, Indian, or Swedish colonies there.

However, these nations were not the problem. To the south of all this, Pakistan had wrested independence from India again and were calling for an Islamic revival throughout the Middle East under Pakistani Governor General Aban Qadir. Aban, a devout Muslim, wanted to bring the whole world under Islamic rule and to do this, he was first going to unite the Middle East. Pakistan had somehow ended up with [read: stolen] a large quantity of military technology from the Three Powers and China, and it stationed these along the border to bluff India into staying out of its affairs. India, in no shape to fight back, agreed to a nonaggression pact between the two nations. With that, Pakistan's attention turned back to the Middle East.

Iran was its next target. Under Chinese rule, Muslims had suffered much persecution for their beliefs and many of them hungered for revenge. Pakistan's Islamic revival had helped to agitate this, and Iran's military was bolstered by Chinese units as well. Soon, the nation became Pakistan's closest ally and urged that the Arab states unite.

Jordan, Egypt, Syria, Iraq, and Saudi Arabia soon allied with these two, creating what they called the Arabian League. Naturally, all this activity aroused the suspicion of nearby Israel, which began to mobilize its forces in the event that it was attacked. But the AL had no interest in Israel for the moment. What they wanted to do was build up a significant military force for the world takeover.

The US and Three Powers were ready contributors to the AL's cause. With the AL having control of the Suez Canal and much of the world's oil, they eagerly agreed to ship such military goods as destroyers, UAVs, tanks, and the like. China also helped, selling off military surpluses that were no longer needed. Qadir was immensely pleased. He immediately began a training program to teach AL troops how to use these new toys. Perhaps Qadir's happiest moment came when the US sold the Iowa, Missouri, New Jersey, and Wisconsin to AL forces. The battleships were a welcome addition to the AL's navy, as the US no longer had any use for them.

Qadir's military training program alarmed Israel greatly. Deciding that war with the AL was inevitable, Israeli UAVs attacked important AL bases in Jordan and the Sinai peninsula, followed closely by its ground forces. However, the AL was not the disorganized band of states that the Israelis had faced in the past. AL forces quickly crushed the Israeli invasion and smashed their armies, taking Israel back into Arab possession and renaming it Palestine. They then launched a surprise attack on India, sweeping across the border and destroying Indian forces almost before they had news of the invasion. New Delhi fell on January 21st, 2046, to the forces of the AL. The AL then swept northward into Turkey and Europe.

Here, though, Qadir realized he had overstepped his boundaries. Azeri, Prussian, and Belarussian forces organized a strong defense in Greece and northern Turkey, later assisted by Swedish airpower. This resulted in a series of crushing defeats, turning the AL's armies back onto their own territory. Angered, Qadir ordered that all oil shipments to the rest of the world stop immediately. This was quite possibly the stupidest move he could have made. Almost immediately, Swedish, Belarussian, Azeri, Prussian, and Chinese forces smashed the remainder of the AL's armies. An extremist, deciding that Qadir was a lunatic, shot him, and infighting within the League resulted in its rapid disintegration, with the Israelis retaking their homeland and the Sinai peninsula as well.

With this, it seemed the world was going fairly normal, and it did for a while, until about 2068. To find out exactly what happened, please join us next time in Episode Three of Tomorrow!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Updates


Hello everyone. Episode 2 of Tomorrow shall be along shortly, but right now I will share an interesting craft I came up with in relation to the China episode: the Yīng attack helicopter.

The Type-43 Yīng Light Attack Craft was actually designed by Lee himself. The Yīng was designed primarily with anti-infantry engagements in mind, but after several incidents with Thai self-propelled anti-air guns, they were equipped with batteries of up to four Jiàntóu anti-armor missiles.

The Yīng's success comes from its incredible maneuverability, thanks to the unique twin turboprop assembly. This gives it excellent capabilities on the battlefield, and pilots report it is remarkably stable as well. The autocannon mounted under the chin has full 360-degree rotation and around 60 degrees vertical movement.

Yīngs saw action in the many invasions China performed, as well as the Sino-American War [in which it far outclassed the AH-64D Apache Longbows of the US Army] and the Dragon War [performed rather well until Swedish fighters such as the B8-19 Firebrand appeared and outclassed Chinese airpower by a good amount]. Currently, Nationalist China still employs these, as do Pakistan, Iran, and Vietnam. A good number of them were also "acquired" by Muslim extremists in the Middle East, likely through Pakistan.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Tomorrow: Rise and Fall of the Dragon

Basically, Tomorrow is a series I'm running where we consider an alternate future.

EPISODE 1: Rise and Fall of the Dragon

The first part of our series begins in 2010 with the rise to power of politicians Elijah Lee and Vladimir Hydrov, who come to power in China and the Russian Federation respectively. Lee, a devout Communist, seeks to bring the world under the banner of the People's Republic of China. Vladimir, also a Communist, is significantly dwarfed by his more powerful southern neighbor and decides to come along for the ride, converting to Communism.

Lee's plan follows an insidious policy similar to detente, in which he supposedly renounced Communism and allowed free-market reforms and bogus elections to fool Western powers, primarily Britain and the US, into believing that Communism has finally fallen. Lee went as far as changing the official state name to the Chinese Imperium and even altering the flag to a red white and blue color scheme.

This successfully fooled the world at large, as Lee and Hydrov launched a massive military research campaign. Soon, the already immense Chinese Army was now the most technologically advanced military branch in the world, and Chinese battleships and carriers rivaled even American power. Russia's achievements went even better: Their military had swollen to unbelievable size, surpassing even China, and they had a network of bombardment satellites and surveillance satellites that covered every inch of the planet.

Lee, paranoid as per the norm for dictators, decided to eliminate Hydrov, fearing competition. Hydrov suffered a sudden bout of illness and shortly died, whereupon his successor [A Chinese agent, of course] moved all of the Russian military to Chinese territory. China then secretly started forest fires, encouraged terrorism, and in general practically destroyed Russia as a nation.

With Russia falling even beyond North Korea in terms of power, Lee cunningly declared that China would step in and aid the failing nation. In reality, he was only pretending at benevolent motives while he took command of Russian troops and bases the world over and annexed Russia into the Imperium. With this, China's industry and economy boomed as Britain, America, India, Canada, and Sweden sent billions to aid in Russia's rebuilding.

Tragically, almost all Russian civilians were rounded up and massacred by the Chinese Army, practically exterminating the Russian people. With this, Russia's territories in Finland and Kazakhstan became part of the Imperium as well.

Lee cunningly took advantage of the immense resources of Russia that had fallen into his hands. With Russian oil and mineral resources, China's military advantage became overwhelming, as their killsat network sat above potential rivals. Their army, navy, air force, and secret police were the most advanced forces in the world. With this, they set about using political subversion and puppet governments to organize a reason to invade the first target of a new Communist empire: Southeast Asia.

The minute the first shots were fired, South Asia was doomed. Chinese armor and troops poured across the border in unimaginably huge numbers while the formidable Chinese navy blockaded their ports. Within the first few weeks, Laos and Vietnam gave in. Myanmar withstood slightly longer, but then fell. Cambodia was next, leaving a beleaguered Thailand alone against the Imperial juggernaut. The Thais fought bravely, but Chinese troops annihilated their military and stormed into Bangkok.

For the most part, the other major powers of the day condemned the Southeast Asians for their supposed "unprovoked aggression" and "terrorist activities" against China. They swallowed Lee's reports utterly and without question. South Korea, Taiwan, and Japan were unconvinced, as was a West Virginian congressman, Peyton Thomson, who immediately began a closer look at China's policies...

But now Lee's attention turned to his irritating neighbors in North Korea, who had begun threatening nuclear war. After Lee scornfully responded to Kim Jong-Il that "North Korean nuclear power....is an overinflated propaganda balloon. Let us see your supposed weapons," North Korea immediately declared war on China. The South, sensing opportunity, invaded the North just as the Chinese war machine swept down from the north. A manufactured incident gave Lee an excuse to wipe the South off the map as well, with no aid from the US. Taiwanese troops fought alongside the South, which allowed the crushing power of China's military to fall upon Taiwan as well. When South Korean and Taiwanese survivors fled to Japan, China accused Japan of harboring terrorists intent on disrupting the Imperium. Despite frantic denials by the Japanese, China declared war. Unfortunately, the US, by now solidly stocked with Communist spies and lulled into a sense of security by Lee's propaganda, withdrew from Japanese bases and condemned them.

Japan fell within hours of the first shots on the islands. By this point, Chinese military had invaded Afghanistan and several other states in central Asia with the pretense of taking care of Al Qaeda, which they did. However, they also annexed those states. India, highly suspicious now of Chinese invasion threat, began building up a defense force. Britain and Sweden began the usual weak appeasement policies with China, but the United States became suspicious. Radical anti-Chinese parties, led by Thomson, grew more and more influential as American public opinion began to swing against China's expansionism.

America had, by this point, for all intents and purposes, annexed Saudi Arabia and Australia. China invaded Iran on the grounds that it was plotting against the Imperium [for once, this was true] and shortly afterward took over Armenia, Georgia, and Azerbaijan. The Philippines fell to Chinese naval forces shortly afterward, followed by Indonesia.

Now, in 2024, Thomson was elected president at the head of the Radical Party. He immediately began to build up a force for the invasion of China. This fatal decision would ultimately lead to the destruction and humiliation of the United States.

The Sino-American War began in 2026, when American troops massed in northern Australia and Congress declared war on China on the grounds of Chinese subversion of the 51st state of Australia. China's response was vicious. Killsats rained destructive kinetic rounds down on Australian bases, annihilating half the US Army in one stroke. The other half had been loaded onto submarine transports and launched towards China's coastlines. The Chinese Navy soon swept down on them and began to destroy them easily. Meanwhile, this invasion force was suddenly thrown into confusion when Chinese space shuttles carrying antisatellite missiles blasted the entire American communications network to bits. Further, kinetic rounds flattened such cities as Chicago, New York, Washington, Seattle, San Francisco, Houston, Miami, and any other city that presented a large enough target. With the invasion force destroyed, China swept into Saudi Arabia and Australia, taking them for its own.

But it wasn't over yet. Lee was determined to show the West what the utter power of his Imperium was capable of. As a result, it wasn't long before Imperial troops stormed into the continental US itself. Within days, they had reached Washington. President Thomson was forced to sue for peace. At the negotiations, he balked when Lee stated that he would take Hawaii and give Alaska to Canada, intent on breaking the back of America forever. When Thomson refused, Lee acidly threatened to gift Mexico with the entire American Southwest, forcing the President to submit. The United States now was a ruined, smoldering country, relying on aid from Britain and Sweden to keep going. Seeing this, the two major European powers realized the need for action on their part.

Lee's next target was India. As his victorious armies returned, barely dented by clashing with America, he began formulating plans for the fall of the Subcontinent, codenamed Operation Trident. Forces would invade from Myanmar, Iran, and naval transports, to wipe out India once and for all.

British and Swedish officials realized that if China was ever to be stopped, this would be the place. The Battle of India decided the fate of the world. After staging an incident on the border, Trident went ahead full power. Lee was, however, caught off-guard by Swedish and British forces, sweeping in through Russia and capturing huge swathes of territory. Within weeks, they had encountered the Chinese Army and were already being driven back. The Indians held out courageously, fighting to the death against a foe vastly more powerful than they. Considering this, they did extremely well.

However, China was powerful enough to keep replacing men and units as soon as they were destroyed. Realizing this, the British Prime Minister, Cassius Roderick, pleaded with the broken American people to stop buying Chinese goods. Roderick's request was ignored by the stubborn Thomson and, reluctantly, Royal Navy forces annihilated American ports and shelled beaches with chemical and small nuclear rounds, rendering them incapable of receiving any ships.

China soon found itself cut off from its chief source of income. As Europe had stopped buying Chinese goods at the outbreak of war, China now had no way of obtaining money to run its war machine. The collapse was remarkably quick, India pushing China out of its territory entirely while Swedish and British air forces annihilated Chinese cities. America had halfheartedly declared war on Britain after the incident, but their ailing air force could not change the balance. In 2031, Beijing fell to the Three Powers, as they had become known. The Dragon War, as Roderick called it, was finally over. But it left behind an entire world smoldering and in ruins. Indian control of Pakistan was lost again. The Three Powers were unable to shoulder the burden of recovery, with America in shambles, setting the stage in a similar manner to how WWI led to WWII. What will happen next? Find out in episode 2 of Tomorrow!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

CURSED

It began in 1777....

Chief Cornstalk of the Shawnee tribe lay dying, shot by colonial settlers. As his lifeblood spilled onto the floor from no less than 8 bullet holes, he sucked in a rattling lungful of air, and said...

 

"I was the border man’s friend. Many times I have saved him and his people from harm. I never warred with you, but only to protect our wigwams and lands. I refused to join your paleface enemies with the red coats. I came to the fort as your friend and you murdered me. You have murdered by my side, my young son.... For this, may the curse of the Great Spirit rest upon this land. May it be blighted by nature. May it even be blighted in its hopes. May the strength of its peoples be paralyzed by the stain of our blood."

As Cornstalk's soul took leave of his flesh, the curse took hold of the town where he died, Point Pleasant, West Virginia, and the surrounding areas. For the next three hundred years, a series of freak accidents and suicides constantly plagued the area. This is the story of the most fearsome incident. This is the story....

...of the MOTHMAN.

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The year was 1966. Jack, and his friends (Elijah and Justine) were taking a visit to a popular tourist attraction in West Virginia. The TNT area was a WW2 explosives plant, formed by a number of concrete "igloos" and a few dilapidated old buildings consisting of rusting steel frames and a few brick walls, slowly disintegrating under time's relentless pressure. But Jack and the others weren't interested in that.

You see, another teenager, Jonas, had dared them to go there. At night. Naturally, they accepted, because it was just a dare to go to a place at night. So, there they were. They arrived, and all stepped out. Milling around the SUV, they were all agreeing this was the easiest fifty bucks any of them had ever made. Then, they heard a noise from the other side of the road. In the vague light of a faltering fluorescent tube, struggling valiantly to remain lit, they saw a vaguely human-shaped figure step out from the crumbling building.

The figure shuffled forward. It was covered in ragged gray hair, hanging limply from its arms and shoulders. It's arms were outstretched towards them, as they all stared at it. Then, it reached up and pulled off its face.

It was Jonas.

"What's the matter, you scared of my costume? Man, that was totally worth fifty dollars! You should see your guys' faces..."

He trailed off as he realized they were not, in fact looking at him.

Behind him was an apparition straight out of Hell. It stood at seven feet even, and was broader than a man. Its feet were pincer-like claws, razor-sharp and gleaming in the flickering light. Brown-gray mottled hair coated the entire creature. Wings the size of a small plane lay folded against its back and sides, with a single claw like a rail spike jutting from the "elbow."

It had no visible head.

But worst of all...

...were the EYES

Twin red lights glowered from the "chest" of the creature. The crimson light emitted by these fell orbs seemed to transfix those who regarded them with terror.

But Jonas saw nothing of this. Confused, he opened his mouth to say something to the petrified party across the street from him, when one of the talons pierced the base of his neck, blood spurting out of the wound onto the grass. The entity pulled, and Jonas' entire spinal column split away from his body, blood pouring from the wound as the backbone peeled away. Jonas made a gurgling noise, then toppled forward, his head cracking on the concrete as his blood surrounded him in a pool.

The entity took a step forward, the light from its eyes growing more intense as it focused on its prey. Its talons made a squelching noise as it trod over Jonas' carcasse, then a clicking noise as it began to cross the street.

Elijah was the first to recover.

"Get in the car!"

The other two reacted quickly and jumped in. Elijah was climbing in when the entity, moving with astounding speed, launched itself across the road at him. He was just closing the door when a talon closed around it, crumpling the metal like tinfoil. It gave a sharp tug and the door flew off with a metallic scream. Elijah then contributed his own scream as the creature's other talon flew into his stomach, slicing it wide open. The luckless teen stared as his entrails, loosed from his body, tumbled down onto the concrete. Then the first talon was back, closing around his head.

Justine had been fumbling with her camera during this, and managed to snap off a shot just as Elijah's skull burst like a melon, blood spattering everything in the car. Jack, who had been transfixed, now stomped on the gas and the SUV shot away from the creature.

Just as Jack was about to say something, he heard a squeaking noise like a giant mouse. He looked up, and saw the two pincers descend into the roof of the car, punching easily through. Then the car's roof was being pried open. He wondered vaguely how it caught up, he had been doing over 100 miles per hour. He wrenched the wheel, trying to shake it off, but only succeeded in swerving out of control. Fortunately he was able to floor the brake and the SUV screeched to a halt, upside down with the entity underneath. Both of the shaken teens got out of the car, and both of them immediately dialed 911. Just then, the car was rolled over, and the aberration reared up from the ground, spilling malevolent light over the two of them.

"Run for it!" Jack roared, and the two of them did. But neither of them got very far. He heard a flapping of wings, and one of the rail spike claws on the wing joint slammed into his shoulder, knocking him to the ground in a pool of his own blood.

He pulled himself, agonizingly, to his feet just in time to see the creature's talon whip out and slice Justine in half at the stomach. The red-brown blood coated everything within 10 feet in a thick, shimmering layer of it. The reek of it filled Jack's nostrils, and he gagged. Hearing the noise, the entity bore down on him. He barely registered the claw that severed his neck, sending his head spinning into a tree.

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The next day, the town's newspaper had gotten hold of the story. Four teenagers had been found dead in the vicinity of the TNT Area. Their bodies had been mutilated nearly beyond recognition. The picture Justine had taken of the abomination as it crushed Elijah's skull was all over the headlines of the entire state. The monstrosity was given the name Mothman, after the popular Batman TV series.

Over the next two years, reports would pour in from the Point Pleasant area of more sightings of this and similar creatures. A headless hulk in Grafton, breaking concrete apart with its bare hands. An alien entity in Flatwoods, spewing poisonous gas and setting brush alight just by its proximity. A floating, bulbous four-armed ghost that haunted the highways of the area, terrifying motorists.

Creatures with glowing heads that imitated headlights and ran vehicles off the road, then devoured the occupants. And a horse-like kangaroo creature with similar glowing eyes that went on a two-week rampage in the area's cities.

When Native Americans curse...

...they sure mean business.

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This was an assignment I did for English class. The idea was a Poe-style story, but I seem to have drifted into Michael Crichton and Steven King, or at least my dad says so.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Vor'Pa

This is a Vor'Pa, a semi-amphibious triped from the swampy world of Nero. The Vor'Pa's anatomy is fairly easy to understand. Many of the vital organs are stored in the torso, the brain in the head. The brain extends back through the center of the crest, shielded by rubbery flesh and a bony disc. What makes a Vor'Pa peculiar is that on the underside of the crest, extensions of the brain project in fleshy tendrils that cling to the underside of the crest. Tests have shown that damage to these tendrils does not affect the rest of the brain, nor do they grow back if severed. The removal/damage sustained will cause near-unbearable pain, which is why a Vor'Pa custom with criminals is to amputate their tendrils. This renders them unable to manifest their peculiar ability: Vor'Pa are capable of mind control through the engulfing and gradual absorption of a victim's consciousness through a method not fully understood. This is enough of a problem by itself, but the Vor'Pa have also developed an extremist religion that requires them to subjugate all other races to their influence. This has led to near-constant warring with neighboring races, in particular the Anthricids and Humans. All members of the Vor'Pa race observed so far have been devoted followers of this religion, with the exception of the criminals. Vor'Pa prefer to take prisoners alive, for obvious reasons, with the exception of Anthricids. Due to the unique nature of the Anthricids, Vor'Pa warships fire on ships bearing Anthricid design patterns or symbols without provocation or warning. The generally accepted hypothesis is that Vor'Pa religion dictates that they destroy anything they cannot take control of.

My "this is me" speech

There are going to be a lot of good speeches you'll hear in your lifetime. Mine will not be one of
them. I might as well start off my speech by telling you all that I'm horrible at speeches, since I'm
going to tell you about myself anyway. Now that that's out of the way, I guess I'll start.

I have never truly been accepted as part of a school community. Nor have I really wanted to be.
Due to an odd condition, I started off my life with an absolutely horrible temper, and a violent
disposition. Needless to say this got me in heaps of trouble at my elementary school in Nevada.
Suffice to say that the teachers, my parents, and me did not see eye to eye. At all. So my parents
made the decision to put me in homeschooling, where they managed to do the best, most efficient
job of botching it as was humanly possible. Nothing against my parents, but they didn't know
anything about running a homeschool.

So after about a year of putting up with my stubborn, asinine behavior, they packed everything up
and moved here to Ames. I started at Sawyer school, under the assumptions that the Ames
district could adapt to anything I threw at them. I put a stop to that theory pretty fast. My next
school was Fellows, where I was placed in the BD program. They handled me better, so I made it
through fourth and fifth grade. Somehow. I continued to be a part of the BD program right up into
sixth grade, where I once again proved my inability to handle school. So my parents put me in
homeschool. I think there's a pattern going here...

They learned a lot from the earlier attempt, and I was homeschooled for the equivalent of two
years. One half of sixth and eighth each, and all of seventh. It was during this time that my parents
found out that the cause of my bad behavior was an allergy to wheat, milk, eggs, and peanuts. It
didn't manifest physically, only behaviorally. Anyway, so after about a year and a half of going
without these, my mom's cousin said she might have the possible cure. Acupuncture. Of course
my imagination instantly filled with needles the size of ice picks protruding from my skin, but when
we started, I got the accupressure treatment instead, which is basically a massage. Very nice deal
out of the whole thing. It's clearly worked, as I am no longer violent or belligerent at school and
can eat all of the foods but peanuts, which we are still working on.

And now my visual. It's a lightbulb, which symbolizes one of my favorite presents from God; my
imagination. Lightbulbs mean ideas, and I have a lot of them, including Anthricids, Vor'Pa, raoni,
and philotic weaponry. I can't really go into those without a lot of technical terms, so I won't try.
Anyway, hopefully this has been around the three-minute mark and I'll get a good grade. Please
remember not to use my speech as an example for the sake of your GPA, and always remember
that.....um.....you should have something deep-sounding prepared in advance or else you'll look
like an idiot like I'm doing.